Tom's Fault

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Point v. Counterpoint

Point. Counterpoint.

Sunday, March 26, 2006


Aztec Salsa. Try it, you'll like it.

3 tomatoes, seeded and sliced
1 red onion, diced (size of a hard ball)
3 green onions, diced
1 can Mexicorn, drained and rinsed
3 avocados, diced
1 pkg. Good Seasons Italian dressing
1/4 c. olive oil
1/4 c. red wine vinegar
. . . and plan for about two hours of washing, peeling and dicing.

Mix everything together and serve with Frito scoops or tortilla chips. May also be served as a relish.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005


Everyone should play this game all the time, with the sound on. Its the best.

This Blog

In light of the recent blogorama-drama, I've decided to convert this post from a mean-spirited, public outing of my good friend's all around jerkiness into a Mad Lib*.

This _____[noun] is not really a _____ [noun], but it is _____'s [good friend who is a jerk] fault. See, _____ [good friend who is a jerk] has a ____ [noun] and will not allow _____ [adjective] posting. So earlier this week, when I was ____ [past tense verb] in my attempt to _____ [verb] on one of his _____ [plural noun], I realized that I would have to ______ [verb] and _____ [verb] to do so. I think this goes to show that I was right and _____ [good friend who is a jerk] is, in fact, a jerk. But we ____ [verb] him anyways - which I would have posted on his _____ [noun], given the opportunity. And the _____ [number] people who are going to _____ [verb] already know that. Oh, and there will be no _____ [adjective] posting on my _____ [noun].

*That's not . . . um copyrighted, or trademarked or something, is it? I really don't know anything about that. Perhaps IP next year would be a good idea . . .

PS. I would also like to share that spellcheck just said "Blog" was wrong. WTF?